Bonus
Who had to hold onto their balls after a bumpy water ride?
Sam
Where did Jessica TU in public?
Price Chopper
What happened to Jessica on the family vacation in Myrtle Beach?
She ate so much at a buffet so she couldn’t walk after
Where did Emily TU in public?
Everywhere! But also will accept: Holland Farms, Outback
What did the spare room smell like according to Grandma Marietta?
Nail Polish Remover
Where did Sam TU in public?
K-Mart
What breed of dog would the Staley’s have gotten if they didn’t choose Six Flags instead?
Shetland Sheepdog
What kind of salad dressing is “house”?
Italian Vinaigrette
What was Sam’s nickname (as coined by Grandma Marietta) when we played school?
Tarb
What was the name of George’s softball team?
Idk!
Why did George get into a car accident?
A bee flew into the car