Hot Takes
This nutritious, lean, red wild game meat is edible and sought after by the Stanton office, except for one person.
Bear Meat
This individual is the bane of everyone's existence that has ever had the misfortune of getting an email from her.
Tonya
Objection: _______
What's for lunch?
This individual has been the target of lunch time bullying by several people in the office, including the boss lady herself.
Davis
These two Aries co-workers once had an infamous car ride that legends still tell us about today.
Hannah and Terry
This film became the fourth highest-grossing film of 2001 and was also a huge contributing factor for the success of DreamWorks Pictures. However, it failed to impress someone in this very room.
Shrek
His name is known to few, but we feel the effects of his incompetence every single day.
The Landlord
This phrase is stated every time Montanna enters a room.
What are y'all doing?
While this individual insists that they are not a partaker of the crime, they understand the rules of crime itself.
Terry
Based on the rules of Avatar: The Last Airbender, this employee would be our local Airbender.
Samantha
Making his first appearance in Amazing Fantasy #15, this live action portrayal of this superhero struck a bit of controversy at lunch.
Spider-Man
This individual is known for their multitude of stupid statements being made in court, among other places. According to legend, Greg Malstead walked out in the middle of negotiating with this prosecutor.
Amanda
This catch phrase is paired with a side of puppy dog eyes.
I thought we were friends
This employee once purchased a bottle of Jose Cuervo Classic Lime Margarita with the company card.
Jacob
Capricorn moons are hard working, loyal, and determined. This employee's Capricorn moon shows all day every day.
Vanessa
While not a chargeable offense, this person actually admitted that their favorite fruit was a pear.
Freddie
Many say that prosecutors stack these crazy charges on clients with no regard for how it effects people's lives, and by extension just go home and simply don't reflect on their own individual actions. But, this prosecutor goes home and does nothing but look at his reflection.
Corey
This phrase, popularized by two Winchester locals, is slang meaning something is totally messed up, disorganized, unfinished, or a complete disaster.
Tore up like a soup sandwich
This employee previously worked with a convicted felon who is best known for orchestating the largest social secruity fraud scheme in United State history. Since starting at our office they have partaken in attempted murder, identity theft, and other crimes that we will see in today's feature film.
Trent
Pisces sun is thought to be tied to being empathetic, creative, and often seek to help others and express themselfves through artistic or service-oriented means. We happen to have three in our office.
Hayley, Heather, and Ivonne
50 First Dates
This entity's name is derived from Greek roots meaning "dry". We curse this name.
Xerox
This Stanton employee isn't afraid to get in a scuffle. In fact, one afternoon she was jonesing for a fight.
Alexis
This item exists in this very room, and likely contains on it the secret to untold illegal riches.
VHS Tape labeled "Manufacturing Meth"
These two signs are the only sun signs missing in our office zodiac.
Taurus and Leo