Skywalkin'
This Skywalker lost his right hand to his father, who had previously lost all four of his limbs.
Who is Luke Skywalker?
Unkar Plutt dishes out some skimpy food portions and Han Solo dies.
What is Episode VII?
"Around the survivors, a perimeter create."
Who is Yoda?
This droid served Padme Amidala during the Clone Wars, while his friend R2-D2 became Anakin Skywalker's companion.
Who is C-3PO?
Responsible for the category title quote, this bounty hunter fails to kill Han Solo and dies in the attempt, albeit (allegedly) shooting first.
Who is Greedo?
This exiled Jedi Master kept watch over Luke Skywalker as the latter grew up, though he did take a detour once to help Luke's sister, Leia.
Who is Obi-Wan Kenobi?
Yoda is neither seen nor heard.
What is Episode IV?
"How you doin', you old pirate?"
Who is Lando Calrissian?
The homeworld of the Clone Army of the Republic, its surface consists mostly of water. Good luck finding it in the Jedi Archives!
Where is Kamino?
She "lost the will to live" after her husband became a Sith Lord. Luckily, the twins she was carrying survived.
Who is Padme Amidala?
This former scavenger takes the Skywalker name after becoming a Jedi and discovering her serious family issues.
Who is Rey?
Jango Fett does some cool blaster twirls and Mace Windu crashes a party.
What is Episode II?
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here."
Who is Qui-Gon Jinn?
Anakin Skywalker takes her as a padawan shortly after the start of the Clone Wars. She later goes on to duel him as Darth Vader and, eventually, takes Sabine Wren as a padawan of her own.
Who is Ahsoka Tano?
Finn treks through the Jakku desert after assuming (wrongly) that this Resistance Pilot has died in their recent TIE Fighter crash.
Who is Poe Dameron?
Being the Chosen One, Anakin Skywalker was conceived by this ...unless Shmi is just a dirty rotten liar.
What is The Force?
Lando promises not to scratch the Millenium Falcon.
What is Episode VI?
"Never underestimate a droid."
Who is Leia Organa?
This old friend of Obi-Wan Kenobi's reveals the location of the Clone Army of the Republic, based on the "funny little cuts" etched into a toxic dart.
Who is Dexter Jettster?
A group of these diminutive junk dealers were killed by Imperial Stormtroopers after selling a pair of droids to Owen Lars. A few more make cameos in Episode IX.
What are Jawas?
While not technically a Skywalker, this Alderaanian senator raised Leia from birth alongside his wife, Breha.
Who is Bail Organa?
Postman Chewbacca mails Rey to Kylo Ren.
What is Episode VIII?
"General Kenobi! You are a bold one."
Who is General Grievous?
Kylo Ren suggests to this character that Supreme Leader Snoke would have done better with a clone army than his stormtroopers.
Who is General Hux?
This character loses his head to a Jedi Master, leaving his orphaned son with a perpetual hatred of Jedi.
Who is Jango Fett?