Science Jokes
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
Because he was outstanding in his field
Who is most commonly accredited for coining the theory of evolution?
Who is Charles Darwin?
What is the average price of a standard 100mL beaker?
What is 5-15$?
What is the acceleration due to gravity on earth?
What is 9.81m/s^2?
What are the only two elements that are liquid at room temperature?
Mercury and Bromine
Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Because it's polar
Who is considered the founding father of the periodic table?
Who is Dmitri Mendeleev?
How much does a lab coat typically cost?
What is 20-30$?
How many teeth does a grown adult typically possess? (Including wisdom teeth)
What is 32?
What is Newton's third law?
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction
(or if I push block, block push me same)
Why is Einstein's food underseasoned?
Because Thyme is relevant!!!!
Who is credited with the discovery of radium and polonium?
Who is Marie Curie?
What does the average high school volumetric pipette cost?
What is 15-25$?
What is the element represented by the letters Bi?
What is bismuth?
What is Avagadro’s number?
What is 6.022x10^23?
What is a meter?
No silly watts aren’t meters :)
Who was famous for using x-ray crystallography to find the helical structure of DNA?
Who is Rosalind Franklin?
What does an average high school grade microscope cost?
What is 300-500$?
What is the speed of light in m/s? (to 9 digits, closest answer wins)
299 792 458 m/s
What is the term for the process by which a cell engulfs a solid particle to form an internal compartment?
Phagocytosis
Why was the Enzyme hired at the club
because it was always breaking it down
Who coined the word “photon” and found that light can behave as both a wave and a particle?
Who is Arthur Compton?
How much does the average liquid sample spectrophotometer cost?
What is 4.5-6.5k$?
How many babies are needed to stop the blast from the fat man nuclear bomb?
Extra context is needed, baby sphere must not move, the closest answer wins
1 667 202 830 babies
What is the average Albedo of the Earth? (closest % wins)
(closest answer wins)
30%