Zoes Lore
These items were hoarded in the Zoes basement (that would retail for millions in the future)
Newspapers
Stephanie's advice: do this, and you’ll always have a way out… and sometimes a way in.
Keep all your doors open
Few couples can say they’ve gone this far but Stephanie and Raymond can
26.2 Miles
(NYC Marathon)
Despite what you might think, this so-called “breakfast treat” is off-limits when celebrating Stephanie’s birthday
Croissant
Cooper’s day wasn’t complete without Stephanie tossing him this snack — morning, noon, and night
SkinnyPop
Long before “Mrs.” entered the picture, this was Stephanie's unofficial Warner/Faurot family name
Zoe
It's for this reason that reason you should apply to business school ASAP
Time is not your friend
Precision, patience, and polyester shirts defined Stephanie’s chosen college sport
Bowling
Bring this breakfast treat to Stephanie to atone for the birthday sins likely committed by others
Scone
Move over, Katie Ledecky — Stephanie surely ranks among the top percentile of women in the world in her age group in this sport
Swimming
It was here that Grandpa turned a quick errand into a three-hour car sauna for Stephanie and her sisters
Meat market
You must do this if you want to ensure future success
Move the dial
What country do the TV shows originate from that Stephanie falls asleep to every night.
England
This lunchtime favorite is what Stephanie (and most mice) eat almost every day
Bread and cheese
History was made when Stephanie declared this name perfect for her second child
Baby boy
This phone number, famous for its “leave off the last ‘S’ for savings” slogan, was the one Stephanie just couldn’t remember
1-800-MATTRESS
When unsolicited opinions start flying, Stephanie doesn’t roll her eyes — she simply declares the room officially belongs to this crunchy, all-too-opinionated assembly
The peanut gallery
Stephanie matched talent with opportunity through this headhunting firm
Even if Gordon Ramsay cooked them perfectly, Stephanie would still pass on this seafood
Scallops
Only Stephanie could waltz into a Portuguese Staples and talk a clerk into taking back this item they didn’t even carry
Printer cartridge
During a family roadtrip from Switzerland to Portugal, Stephanie ignored the bed at a less-than-ideal motel and improvised a sleep solution that required no mattress
She slept in a chair
For Stephanie, this everyday object doubles as a metaphor for people who seem… directionally challenged in life
Some people can't find their way out of a paper bag
A popular blue jean store… and the nickname that stuck to Stephanie in college. (It's an Acronym)
GAP (Greek American Princess)
Some call it dessert, some call it happy hour — Stephanie calls it dinner
White wine and chocolate chips
When Stephanie hits play, this band is guaranteed to be blasting
U2 - Songs of Innocence