Useless Hobbies
Steven's lifelong passion, there was even a room in the house named after this hobby
What are legos?
Steven's official college major
What is computer science?
Where Steven acquires his daily bird content
What are instagram memes?
The city where Steven's job is located
What is San Diego, CA?
Steven's most used excuse to avoid clean-up time
What is "I have to go to the bathroom"?
A traditional Northern European instrument in which he almost convinced his mother to buy him a skirt
What are bagpipes?
The distance from New York
what is just 4 hours?
If Steven were to get a bird, it would be this species
What is a cockatiel?
A disgusting yet popular national delicacy of this country is Haggis
What is Scotland?
What is a harmonica?
The store on campus where Steven worked part-time while in college
What is the Apple store?
The study of birds
What is ornothology?
Land of Jan
What is The Netherlands?
The response he gives when my mother tells him he makes way too much money and needs to start paying rent
What is "I'm just going to buy a van to live in, save all my Viasat money, and travel across the country"
or
"I'm going to dads"?
What is the juggle space?
The fraternity Steven was a member of
What is Tau Kappa Epsilon (TKE)?
The first song Steven would teach his bird to sing.
What is September, by Earth, Wind, and Fire?
In this place, Steven rented a moped and proceeded to get lost from his group for over an hour
What is Barcelona, Spain?
Whatcha doin
What is "POOPIN"?
A game where one drinks a low-quality beer while driving a racecar
What is Redneck Rally?
What you would say if you saw a hunk on a bus
What is "Mmm I wanna sit on your lap"?
A family chicken, named after the sound he makes
What is Bok Bok?
The place where Steven discovered Poutine
What is Canada?
A pipe dream of Steven's, that he would acquire in the Mid-West
What is "own land"?