Disney
Young Girl loves reading, singing and talking to furniture and dishes, proves Stockholm's syndrome works and marries her kidnapper.
Beauty and The Beast
Love triangle between an 18 year old, obsessive 100 year old and a dog who never has a shirt on.
Twilight
A dad has to go pick up his daughter.
Taken
A beautiful princess and her father get catfished by a man and his monkey.
Aladdin
Boy spends 7 years as a third wheel, trying to convince all of the adults in his life there is a nose-less man obsessed with him.
Harry Potter
A series of naps and vertigo.
Inception
Girl has to pretend she is a man to be taken seriously.
Mulan
Group spends nine hours returning jewelry; half of the group is over-dressed, half of the group is barefoot, and no one has GPS.
Lord of the Rings
I'm not supposed to talk about it.
Fight Club
Rockin' hard abs and flowing locks will make women look past the fact that a man is dirty, illiterate and uncultured.
Tarzan
Older sister ruins younger sister's chance to appear on the most popular reality television show.
The Hunger Games
A depressed office worker joins a cult and destabilizes the government in leather and sunglasses.
The Matrix