Structural Integrity
Construction Jokes
Project Controls
College Football
TV Shows & Movies
100

This term refers to the existing columns and footings that must be verified before adding new floors above.

Existing foundation/substructure?

100

Why don't construction workers ever play hide-and-seek?

Because good plans are hard to find!

100

The formal document used to clarify a detail you found that makes zero sense in the blueprints.

RFI

100

The prestigious individual trophy awarded annually to the most outstanding player in college football.

Heisman Trophy

100

Yellow animated species loves bananas and has served villainous masters across multiple multi-billion-dollar movies.

Minions

200

Technology used to "see" inside concrete to avoid hitting rebar or MEP lines.

Ground Penetrating Radar (GPR) or X-Ray

200

What kind of music does the foreman listen to on the job site?

Heavy Metal.

200

The specific sequence of tasks that determines the project's absolute finish date - it's a "piece" of the schedule

Critical Path

200

Boasting a capacity of over 107,000 screaming fans, the University of Michigan's home turf is famously known by this two-word nickname

"The Big House"

200

Spanning three legendary films, this iconic Francis Ford Coppola trilogy tells the multi-generational story of the Corleone crime family

The Godfather

300

Heavy-duty threaded anchors epoxied into existing concrete to tie new steel columns down.

Post-installed adhesive anchors

300

What did the wall say to the other wall?

"I’ll meet you at the corner."

300

The activity of tracking long-lead items like steel to make sure they arrive before you need them.

Procurement

300

The historic, season-ending game played, that is traditionally attended by the US President

Army-Navy Game

300

He is the legendary British secret agent known as 007, who has been played on film by six different actors over the decades

James Bond

400

This structural process involves transferring a portion of the building's load temporarily while structural modifications or tie-ins are completed.

Shoring or Underpinning

400

I used to be a construction worker, but I quit because…

"I just couldn't build a career out of it"

400

The milestone celebration when the last beam of the new structure is placed

Topping Out

400

This legendary Auburn running back won the 1985 Heisman Trophy and is widely considered one of the greatest athletes of all time

Bo Jackson

400

This legendary 1993 Steven Spielberg movie made everyone terrified of a glass of vibrating water and a T-Rex

Jurassic Park

500

To prevent the existing structure from twisting or swaying under new lateral loads like wind or seismic activity, engineers add these specific structural frames or walls.

Shear Walls or Braced Frames

500

Why was the belt arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

500

The term for when you open up a wall and find conditions that completely contradict the drawings

Unforeseen Site Condition or Unforeseen Conditions

500

Played on November 6, 1869, the very first intercollegiate football game in history took place between these two New Jersey schools

Rutgers & Princeton

500

This fictional, wealthy family on HBO’s hit series Succession fights a toxic, multi-season battle over who will take over their media empire

The Roys or the Roy Family