Paging Dr. Laughs
Doctors use this word when they have no clue what’s wrong but want to sound smart.
" Interesting"
This NFL player is famous for saying “I’m just here so I won’t get fined.”
Marshawn Lynch
This is the tool most often borrowed and never returned on a construction site.
A tape measure
In my world, gas station bathrooms would actually have this
Soap, that isn’t water with a bubble in it
This is the only country in the world with no mosquitoes.
What is “Iceland — and yes, they’re keeping it a secret from the United States
This is the universal nurse language for “You’re in trouble,” usually said in a calm voice right before you get yelled at.
Can I speak to you in the hallway?
This penalty in the NFL is basically the ref saying, “Stop hugging the quarterback.”
Roughing the Passer
This happens when you ask the apprentice to “grab the stud finder.”
“He scans himself and says ‘yup, it works’”
In my world, people who put pineapple on pizza would be sentenced to this.
Eating it Cold....... With Raisins in it
The world’s shortest commercial flight lasts 90 seconds and takes place between two islands in this country.
Scotland
A “Code Brown” isn’t in the medical textbooks, but every nurse knows it means this.
What is “Somebody call housekeeping… NOW.”
This Receiver famously ran down an opposing player 90 yards downfield to make a touchdown-saving tackle in 2020.
DK Metcalf
The construction term for “not exactly level, but it’ll do.”
Close enough
In my world, all chicken wing orders would automatically come with this.
Fries and an extra ranch — no upcharge
In Japan, there are more of these than there are vending machines for drinks.
Vending machines for everything else — like umbrellas, eggs, and ramen
The one thing you never, EVER say in an ER unless you want chaos to break out.
“It’s been quiet tonight.”
The only football players who could blend in at a math club meeting.
Kickers/punters
The one thing that instantly disappears when you really need it.
The Ladder
In my world, morning meetings would only happen at this time
Never
This country had an official Wizard on the government payroll.
New Zealand
This hospital job title is the real superhero of the building.
The janitor/housekeeping staff
These players are often the smallest on the field… and the loudest.
Cornerback
The phrase used when a jobsite problem magically becomes someone else’s problem.
That’s above my pay grade
If this World was mine Every monday we will work in what
Silence (Hang overs are a real thing)
This country has a lake that is bright pink due to natural bacteria.
Double Points if you can name the Lake.
“Australia — Lake Hillier