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Sequels Better than the Originals
Garbage Superhero Movies
Most Overrated Movies
Great Films the General Public is too Stupid to Understand
7.2 minimum or bust. Would Lavi get out of bed for this movie?
100
Miles Dyson is an innocent man left panting his last breaths because of a stupid robot that went back in time to save a kid who hacks into ATM machines to steal money.
What is Terminator 2: Judgment Day?
100
This studio makes all of their superhero movies with the exact same formula: bright colors, lame jokes, non-threatening villains, and at least 1 past-their-prime Oscar winner.
What is Marvel?
100
181 minutes spent watching Kevin Costner dress up and "find himself" as he lives amongst Indians.
What is Dances with Wolves?
100
This movie was the first collaboration between Director Ryan Coogler and Michael B. Jordan that was superior to the meathead popcorn flick, Creed.
What is Fruitvale Station?
100
Face/Off starring Cage and a loco Travolta.
It's a 7.3 so I absolutely would.
200
In this movie, Heath Ledger's rendition of an iconic villain, proved to the world what I knew all along: Jack Nicholson is a hack.
What is The Dark Knight?
200
The Guardians of the Galaxy style was ripped off entirely by this other superhero movie?
What is Thor: Ragnarok?
200
This 1994 Best Picture Winner rode some silly too-good-to-be-true story about a man who literally saw and did EVERYTHING over his life time including being a dead beat dad.
What is Forrest Gump?
200
While many ignorant people might try suggesting Iron Man was what brought Robert Downy Jr. back from the drug-addict dead, it was actually this far superior 2005 neo-noir black comedy murder mystery that did it.
What is Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang?
200
Invincible starring Mark Wahlberg.
7.1??? Not a chance.
300
Picture over Polanski's far superior Chinatown, because Francis Ford Coppola paid off the Academy.
What is Godfather II?
300
This 1992 Best Picture winner was a western starring Clint Eastwood who's plot was completely ripped off by 2017's Logan.
What is Unforgiven?
300
Watch a privileged old lady wax poetic about a boat ride she once took where she lied to and cheated on her husband.
What is Titanic?
300
This oft-overlooked sci-fi film, is far superior than that overblown Slumdog Millionaire that won Best Picture from the same director.
What is Sunshine?
300
Men in Black starring William H. Smith and Tom Jones.
7.3. You better believe I'm watching it.
400
In this sequel, James Cameron introduces the most useless plot device ever in a movie: a child named Newt.
What is Aliens?
400
This comic book movie introduced us to a team of villains supposed to be heroes and absolutely no one in the audience cared at all.
What is Suicide Squad?
400
Here you can watch an unthreatening "self-aware" computer aptly named Hal, 30 minutes of stupid colors and shapes go across the screen, then an old man become a fetus.
What is 2001: A Space Odyssey?
400
Goodfellas got all the glory, but this 1990 gangster movie directed by the Coen brothers, was superior in every aspect.
What is Miller's Crossing?
400
Point Break starring Keanu Reaves and Swayze.
7.2! I will put that bia on repeat.
500
"Diplomatic Immunity!" [gunshot] "…has just been revoked."
What is Lethal Weapon 2?
500
This 2017 comic book movie introduced us to a team of heroes and absolutely no one in the audience cared at all.
What is Justice League?
500
The RIP-OFF awakens.
What is Star Wars: The Force Awakens?
500
Though his bigger budgeted Prisoners, Sicario, Arrival, and Blade Runner 2049 all receive the acclaim, it is this 2013 Denis Villeneuve film featuring totalitarianism themes meshed with Freudian-Madonna complexes, that is the far superior picture in his catalog.
What is Enemy?
500
Man of Steel with that overly generic looking dude playing Superman.
7.1. I'd rather die.