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The favorite color of the Alex
What is Blueish probably?
This is Alex's first vehicle; A Red 2001 Ford Ranger
What is a truck?
Alex's first music crush
-The Dutchess
Who is Fergie?
At this age/grade I broke up with a girl via text
What is 7th grade - age 13?
His teenage years (A)
Alex's Angst Arrives
His favorite local brewery is this
What is Captain Fatty's?
This is something that Alex has never done - in the realm of sports and science
What is suck?
These were worn until the age of 12 due to a disease in my fundus
What are sunglasses?
At this age/grade a mutual break up occurred because I wouldn't drop out of UCSB to go to a local community college with her
What is freshman year/age 18?
Needs New kNees
Favorite mixed drink; Although it isn't very sour
What is a whiskey sour?
On a hill behind Embarcadero Hall, Alex fell asleep and woke up with a companion of this variety next to him. Later to be named "Mallory the Mallard"
What is a duck?
His first fight during handball in the 5th grade was against a kid wearing these - ouch!
What are braces?
At this age/grade I dated a girl for all of 12 hours
What is Sophomore year of high school/age 15
A Lifestyle (C)
Casually Consumes Calories
The best television show of all time - season FINNale was in 2018
What is Adventure Time?
At age 16 this activity was conducted atop a living room couch in the midst of a party
What is fucc?
Growing up, Alex's dream was to be this occupation.
Until a girl in elementary school told him he couldn't because he didn't have perfect eyesight.
What is an astronaut?
At this age/grade I took a girl I was dating to go snowboarding for the day, and we met up with a guy that she had been hooking up with (unknown to me)
What is Senior year of high school/age 17?
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Me:
(P)
Probably Producing Puns
My favorite feature of the 6831 Trigo house
All of you!!! :)
Nah its the stove
Four Lokos
What is yuck?
At the age of 1, an entire one of these was ingested.
Black and white and read all over
What is a newspaper?
At this age/grade I slept with a girl who had been a lesbian for 24 years
Junior Year of college - age twenty won
Its hard thinking of one more but if I don't have a full board this person will judge
Simone Scolds Silently