student who said it ?
“I don't have to be gay to steal your man. I’m not Mr. Steal your girl, I’m Mr. Steal your man.”
Kelton
“It just goes in one eye and out the other.”
Alex
“You can’t ride your bike to the toilet, dude.”
Kyle
“Who needs SSRIs when you have caffeine.”
Roman
“Why do I want to kind of be [their] child?”
Renee ( bonus points if u guess who)
“I want to be in the iron lung... snug as a bug, sounds cozy.”
Nyah
”The best bacon I’ve ever had was at a Holiday Inn in California.”
Justin
”That was in the past when we used to be able to own things… they’re people now.”
Kelton