Mother May I?
A student must ask Dr. Z. if they are going to go here. She will always say yes.
What is the bathroom?
This is what you should do if you're in the room, but someone is trying to get in and the door is locked by accident.
What is "Let them in" or "Open the door"?
The hand-sanitizer is located HERE in room 310.
Where is by the door?
You should do this if you're going to miss a class for any reason.
What is email the teacher to discuss expectations and what you'll miss.
This is what you should do if you're distracted by the actions of another student in the class and it's getting in the way of your learning.
What is, "tell the teacher"?
If you're thirsty, you can do this in class. It's good to stay hydrated!
What is drink water (or tea).
Around 2018, this internet phenomenon had kids flipping THESE and trying to get them to stand on end. In other words, don't do this in this classroom. Dr. Z. will roll her eyes at you.
What is flipping a water bottle?
You can expect this during every class. If I forget to offer you one, please remind me.
What is a brain break?
You can do THIS every day before school (except Wednesdays) and every day after school.
What is go to extra help with your teacher?
This is the correct response when another student asks if you can work together on homework.
What is, "Not right now. We can compare notes after class has met."
This drink is offered free in the classroom. But if you enjoy it often, you're encouraged to bring some in to add to the shelf!
What is tea?
Shopping for shoes or clothes, playing Flappy Golf, doing work for another class, chatting on Discord, and watching sports highlights are some examples of what NOT to do with THIS.
What is your computer or other device?
If you are sick, you should do THIS.
What is STAY HOME!
This is where you go to find out when your assignments are due for your classes.
What is the Canvas Calendar?
This is the correct response when another student asks if you can help them study for a test or quiz, and compare your class notes after class.
What is, "Absolutely!"
This is one great reason why you can't eat in class.
What are noisy food wrappers, attracting bugs, distracting others, smelly food...(other great answers will earn points!)
This is one good reason why you should never interrupt or railroad someone when they're talking.
What is "being a poor listener", "missing key information", "being a jerk"...(other good reasons will earn points)
If you spill your drink in class, THIS is where can you get paper towels to clean it up.
Where is the bathroom? (Okay...where is it?)
This is where you should go for help on your essays
What is the Writing Center? Or see your teacher...
This is the correct response to the another student who asks you if they can look at the essay you've written.
What is, "Sure, but once we are both totally done with our first drafts!"
These are three things you can do if you're feeling antsy in class.
What is fidget spinning, knitting, or taking a walk outside? (other great suggestions will also earn points)
These are items that cost a lot and therefore you should never touch unless they belong to you.
What are computers, phones, or other devices?
Before you leave the room, you should do these TWO things.
What is push in your chair, and wipe you desk.
This is the penalty for late work.
What is 10% for the assignment?
These are four people you can go to if you have any trouble at all learning in this class.
Who is your parent, your adviser, Mrs. Lloyd, Mr. Ball, or your class dean? (other logical answers will be accepted too)