WEIRD FACTS
What is the longest word in most standard English dictionaries?
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?
A CLOCK
A woman goes into the forest and sees 10 trees. She then proceeds to snap all their branches at once. How is this possible?
She took a picture of the trees.
Where do you take a sick boat?
TO THE DOCK-TOR
What do the numbers 11, 69 and 88 all have in common?
They all read the same way when placed upside down.
Which flavor corresponds to the different colors of Froot Loops?
Froot Loops are all the same flavor regardless of color.
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
ENVELOPE
What five-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
If 2 is company and 3 is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
9
What sport has been played on the moon?
GOLF
What is the answer to this question?
WHAT
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in 1,000 years?
THE LETTER "M"
Why was the guy who was hit in the head with the can of soda lucky?
IT WAS A SOFT DRINK
I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?
A clock. When it is 9 a.m., adding 5 hours would make it 2 p.m.
In what state is it illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket on a Sunday?
GEORGIA
Let’s say you have to lift a hippo with one finger. How would you do it?
You wouldn’t because you can’t find a one-fingered hippo.
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
TEAPOT
What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?
It becomes daytrogen
When Miguel was 6 years old, his little sister, Leila, was half his age. If Miguel is 40 years old today, how old is Leila
37
What is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
The fear of long words
If you were in a race and passed the person in third place, what place would you be in?
THIRD PLACE
If you tell a lie, we will hang you and if you tell the truth, we will shoot you". What did the prisoner say to save himself?
YOU WILL HANG ME
How was Rome split in two?
With a pair of Ceasars.
I say that 6 + 7 = 1. How can that be possible?
I talk about time because 6 AM + 7 hours is 1 PM.