Who Said It
"I got myself for secret santa. I was supposed to tell somebody, but I didn't. I'm really excited to open the gift I bought for myself."
Who is Kevin Malone?
This is the name of Jan's young, hot male assistant.
Who is Hunter?
According to Angela, this person is the "office mattress."
Who is Pam?
According to Dwight, Schrute weddings are performed with the bride and groom standing in these.
What is their own graves?
When practicing CPR on the dummy in the episode "Stress Relief," Michael begins singing this song instead of singing "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees.
What is "Survive" by Gloria Gannor?
"Give them a good show my little entrepreneur."
Gabe refers to himself as this essential indoor appliance when describing his job at Sabre to Dwight.
What is a toilet?
This is the name of Stanley's first mistress.
Who is Cynthia?
This is what will happen to Schrute children who do NOT learn their rules.
What is they'll be eaten in their sleep?
Angela reveals that she weighs this amount when asking co-worker Oscar to pull her into the ceiling during Dwight's intense fire drill.
"I will make you the buffest man Val Kilmer has ever seen."
Who is Dwight Schrute?
This is the industry Charles Minor worked in before coming to Dunder Mifflin?
DAILY DOUBLE
This is where Jim and Pam got married.
What is Niagra Falls?
The number of rules Schrute boys must learn.
What is 40?
This is the movie Jim teases Pam about for selecting as her Desert Island movie, only for his girlfriend, Katie, to select the same movie later on in the game.
What is "Legally Blonde."
"It is St. Patrick's Day. It is the closest the Irish will ever get to Christmas."
Who is Michael Scott?
This corporate character self-described himself as the "Lizard King."
Who is Robert California?
It is in this episode Pam finds out she is pregnant.
What is "Company Picnic"?
According to Dwight, this is the location of the only bathroom in his 9 bedroom farm house.
What is under the porch?
When Phyllis was flashed, Michael jokingly asks if the flasher even saw this female employee from behind.
Who is Karen Filipelli?
"There's too many people on this earth. We need a new plague."
Who is Dwight Schrute?
Dwight claims that the coffee grounds he found in David Wallace’s trash can outside his home is disguising the scent of this substance.
What is cocaine?
Michael's girlfriend, Carol, dressed in this costume for the Diwali celebration.
This is the name of Belschinkel’s slave boy companion.
This is the type of gun Dwight accidentally fires in the office?
What is a Beaumont Adams?