Reasons for the heat
TRUE or FALSE:
Summer is the most thundery time of year?
TRUE
Carnations are:
A) Edible
B) Cheaper than dirt
C) Raised by aliens
A) Edible
You get this when being in the sun for too long:
A) Bad farmer's tan
B) Sun blisters
C) You start to grow a mustache
B) Sun blisters
Why don't seashells take baths?
Because they wash up on the beach.
In Louisiana, taking this popular crustacean can land you in jail.
Crawfish
This was accidently invented by an 11 year old kid when leaving a stirring stick in a cup of coke overnight.
A) A kazoo
B) Popsicle
C) Penicillin
B) Popsicle
Daisys love:
A) Indirect sunlight
B) Full sunlight
C) Hiding under a rock
B) Full sunlight
In 2023, ______ visited Hawaii.
A) 9.6 Million
B) None
C) 2,000
A) 9.6 Million
What happens when ice cream gets angry?
It has a meltdown
In Montana, you cannot own a pet_____.
A) Rock
B) Deodorant stick
C) Rat
C) Rat
When was the U.S. Bicentennial?
1976
Sunflowers is considered:
A) One of the most popular flowers to grow
B) Worm Food
C) Yellow and messy
A) One of the most popular flowers to grow
A rare fish called an 'Opah" or "Moonfish" washed up on this beach two weeks ago.
A) Colorado River
B) Mississippi River
C) Oregon
C) Oregon
What did the tree say when summer hit?
What a re-leaf!
In Wisconsin, cheese has to be:
A) Delicious
B) Round
C) Rotten
A) Delicious
What is the most popular flavor of ice cream in the summer time?
A) Vanilla
B) Unicorn
C) Strawberry
A) Vanilla
Lavender is what color?
Purple
Florida is considered the:
A) Sunshine State
B) Home of the massive mosquitos
C) Flying Cochroach haven
A) Sunshine State
Why do bananas wear sunscreen?
Because they peel.
In Colorado, what city houses one of the world's highest security prison?
A) Loveland
B) Florence
C) Colorado Springs
B) Florence
What is the hottest spot in the U.S. during summer?
A) Antarctica
B) Death Valley
C) Las Vegas
B) Death Valley-It has been recorded to get up to 134 degrees
Every other Sunday, your favorite Activities person will pick up what from Trader Joe's?
Flowers
Spider mating season is:
A) Whenever they feel like it
B) June
C) October
D) B & C
D) B & C
Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.
Writing a ____ can land you time in jail.
A) $1 Check
B) Blank Check
C) A check with a President's face on it
A) $1 Check