Summer Jokes
What does the beach say to the tide when it comes in?
A) Long time no sea!
B) Byebyeeee
A
SAND
Surfing was invented in Hawaii. True or False
True.
What’s the first day of summer called?
The summer solstice
True or False: You can get a sunburn on a cloudy day.
True
How do you know the ocean is friendly?
Because it waves
LOPO
POOL
How many players on a beach volleyball team?
Two players per team.
What’s the most popular ice cream flavor in America?
Vanilla, followed by chocolate and strawberry
True or false: Between May and September, Americans consume five billion hot dogs.
False - it’s actually seven billion!
What is the favorite summer food for ghosts?
I scream
EHCBA
BEACH
In which sport would you do a "cannonball?"
Swimming!
The Fourth of July is the biggest event of the summer. But in which year did the United States gain independence from Britain?
1776
True or false: Watermelons are actually a member of the vegetable family.
Answer: True - they’re closely related to cucumbers!
Where do sheep go for vacation?
Baaaa hamas
ACPM
CAMP
True or False. Sharks have bones.
False. Sharks have skeletons made of cartilage, the same stuff that’s in your nose and ears.
What does SPF stand for on sunscreen bottles?
Sun protection Factor.
True or False: Americans spend $1 billion on fireworks for the Fourth of July
True
What do the mermaids use to call their friends?
Shell phones
RTOSHS
SHORTS
What's the largest ocean on Earth?
The Pacific
How long does it take sunlight to reach Earth?
About 8 minutes and 20 seconds.
True or false: There is enough water in an Olympic-sized swimming pool to fill 5,000 bathtubs.
Answer: False - you could actually fill 9,400!