Summer Dad Jokes
What do you get when you combine a fish with an elephant?
What are Swimming trunks? :D
This meaty delight can be BBQ'd or boiled. It is commonly given out at birthday parties.
What is a hotdog?
This actor rose quickly to become one of the best-known American actors in the world. Born in Syracuse, New York. he is best known for his acting in Risky Business
Tom Cruise (Laurie is a huge fan lol)
Holiday that celebrates the birth of American independence where there are fireworks?
4th of July
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
What is a palm tree? :D
This summer activity is a great one for hot days. Take a blanket and a lunch with you
a picnic
The alien who needs to "phone home"
What is E.T?
Which state has the highest average temperature?
Florida
Which letter of the alphabet is the coolest?
What is Iced 'T'. :D
Be careful not to keep this toasty snack near the fire for too long or you'll end up with sticky fingers.
What are smores?
this funny actor is most commonly known for his movies: A Night at the Roxbury, Step Brothers (2008), and Austin Powers International Man of Mystery
Will Ferrell
True or False
The Great Pyramids in Egypt were built in winter
False
What animal is always at a baseball game?
What is a bat? :D
This drink is the right balance of sour and sweet. Kids commonly will set up stands selling this
Lemonade
"Who you gonna call?"
What is GhostBusters?
True or False
The first day of summer is the summer solstice. This happens in June every year.
True
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What is catch it in the winter? :D
BBQ
"An Adventure 65 Million Years in the Making" Hint: Dinosaurs!
What is Jurassic Park?
SPF stands for?
What is sun protection factor?
What does the sun drink out of?
What are sunglasses? :D
The warm season brings out the best of this stone fruit, which is best baked in a cobbler and topped with ice cream!
What is a peach?
This ocean based horror movie is the number one summer movie of all time. Duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnn.
What is Jaws?
These frozen treats were invented in 1905 by an 11 year old boy
What are ice pops/popsicles??