Dad Jokes Pt 1
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
What is a palm tree? :D
This summer activity is a great one for hot days. Take a blanket and a lunch with you
a picnic
Soccer
In the summer heat, the iron in this French tourist destination expands, making it grow more than 6 inches?
What is the Eiffel Tower?
What is the center of the gravity
The letter "V"
How do you know the ocean is friendly?
It constantly waves. :D
Be careful not to keep this toasty snack near the fire for too long or you'll end up with sticky fingers.
What are smores?
Love
This was invented in the 1870's to be used as a pie plate, now it just gets tossed around. (Double Jeopardy)
What is a frisbee?
What do you call a cow with two legs
Lean beef
What do you call a rude cow
A beef jerky !
This drink is the right balance of sour and sweet. Kids commonly will set up stands selling this
Lemonade
This circle goes around your hips and you have to wiggle.
Hula Hooping
True or false (Triple Jeopardy)
Tug-of-war used to be a summer Olympic event
What is True?
Why did the M&M go the school
Because it wanted to be a smartie
What did one plate said to the other plate
Tonight Dinner is on me
The warm season brings out the best of this stone fruit, which is best baked in a cobbler and topped with ice cream!
What is a peach?
Game played with a birdie (Triple Jeopardy)
What is Badminton?
How long does it take a watermelon to grow?
90 days
What is an Astronaut's favorite part of the computer
A space bar