5h + 2 + 2h = 23
h = 3
2(x + 5) = 14
x = 2
How was Monk described at the start of the story?
useless, cool and a nobody
What is the name of the two wheeled form of transportation for many students?
What is bicycle?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
3b + b - 8 = 4
b = 3
5(d - 2) = 40
d = 10
What is Monk’s "talent"?
He is able to read people's minds.
What is the spelling for the head administrator of our school?
What is principal?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
There are too many ears all around.
3a + 12 - 6a = -9
a = 7
7(4 - t) = -84
t = 16
What is Monk's reaction to his new "talent"?
He tries to impress people with it.
What is the correct spelling of the month that falls between January and March?
What is February?
Why do turkeys play percussion?
They have drumsticks.
-6 = -3y + 4 + 5y
y = -5
-2(x - 9) = -24
x = 21
What happens when Monk asks his teacher about the second essay question?
The teacher cancels the test.
Befuddled was recently added to the Oxford English Dictionary. What is its meaning?
bewildered, confused, perplexed
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a parking lot.
78 = 3c + 12 - c + 4
c = 31
-13(4 + 2a) = 208
a = -10
What was the last question that Angela asked Monk to answer?
How much she paid to get her hair braided.
Axe murder was recently added to the Oxford English Dictionary. What is its meaning?
The action or the act of committing murder with an axe.
Why are most people tired on April 1?
They just finished a 31-day March.