Combining Like Terms
Distributive Property
ELA Story
Spelling and Vocab
Dad Jokes
100

5h + 2 + 2h = 23

h = 3

100

2(x + 5) = 14

x = 2

100

How was Monk described at the start of the story?

useless, cool and a nobody

100

What is the name of the two wheeled form of transportation for many students?

What is bicycle?

100

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it. 

200

3b + b - 8 = 4

b = 3

200

5(d - 2) = 40

d = 10

200

What is Monk’s "talent"?

He is able to read people's minds. 

200

What is the spelling for the head administrator of our school?

What is principal?

200

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

There are too many ears all around.

300

3a + 12 - 6a = -9

a = 7

300

7(4 - t) = -84

t = 16

300

What is Monk's reaction to his new "talent"?

He tries to impress people with it. 

300

What is the correct spelling of the month that falls between January and March?

What is February?

300

Why do turkeys play percussion?

They have drumsticks. 

400

-6 = -3y + 4 + 5y

y = -5

400

-2(x - 9) = -24

x = 21

400

What happens when  Monk asks his teacher about the second essay question?

The teacher cancels the test. 

400

Befuddled was recently added to the Oxford English Dictionary. What is its meaning?

bewildered, confused, perplexed

400

When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a parking lot. 

500

78 = 3c + 12 - c + 4

c = 31

500

-13(4 + 2a) = 208

a = -10

500

What was the last question that Angela asked Monk to answer?

How much she paid to get her hair braided. 

500

Axe murder was recently added to the Oxford English Dictionary. What is its meaning?

The action or the act of committing murder with an axe.

500

Why are most people tired on April 1?

They just finished a 31-day March.