Microsoft TEAMs
This feature lets everyone know you're 'available' while you're actually making lunch
What is the green status indicator?"
In the workplace, this love language looks like 'Great job on that case note!'
What are Words of Affirmation?
The number of times you'll say 'just one more email' before actually leaving work
What is infinity?
This generation started their career with paper files and now has to explain what a fax machine was.
Who is Gen X?
The sound that haunts your dreams and makes you check your laptop at 11 pm
What is the Teams notification ding?
When your supervisor brings you coffee without being asked, they're speaking this language.
What are Acts of Service?
This mythical creature is said to appear when all your documentation is up to date
What is a unicorn?
They remember when home visits didn't require GPS because you just knew the town
Who are baby boomers?
This button has caused more panic than any fire alarm when accidentally clicked during a meeting
What is 'Leave Meeting'?
This love language is why some staff hoard office supplies like they're preparing for the apocalypse.
What is Receiving Gifts?
The Alberta city known for hosting an event where everyone thinks that they are a cowboy for a week
What is Calgary?
This generation wants to know if there's an app for Signs of Safety and why we still use so much paper.
Who are Millennials?
The virtual background that tells everyone you're either at the beach or having technical difficulties
What is a blurred or custom background?
The staff member who always wants to 'debrief in person' probably has this as their love language.
What is Quality Time?
This psychological defense mechanism is used when you pretend the overflowing inbox doesn't exist
What is denial?
They'll ask about mental health days in the interview and actually use them without guilt
Who is Gen Z?