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Japan/US Questions
Trump
300

1975's 'Killer Queen' was the first Top 40 pop hit for this group

Queen

300

This fatty substance inside the bones is a major site of blood cell production

the marrow

300

How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?

You follow the fresh prints.

300

The US dropped this many atomic bombs on Japan to end WW2

2

300

Donald hosted this reality show

The Apprentice

400

This Washington D.C. monument stands near the Potomac, about halfway between the Capitol & the Lincoln Memorial

Washington Monument

400

Los Angeles & Sacramento

Kings

400

What did the janitor say when he leaped out of the closet?

Supplies!

400

A california roll typically contains this meat.

Crab or imitation crab
400

Donald's paternal grandparents came from this country

Germany

600

Kodiak Island is the habitat of this type of bear, Ursus arctos middendorffi

Kodiak bear

600

The mammal that holds the record for the longest lifespan.

Humans

600

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

They're always up to something.

600

The American annexation of this state was done out of fear that Japan would do it first

Hawaii

600

Donald makes a cameo in this 90's movie

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

1200

This stone is so named because it was first made in the city of Strasbourg, on the Rhine River

Rhinestone

1200

Most colleges in Ontario were founded in this year.

1967

1200

Why do scuba divers fall backward into the ocean?

Because if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat.

1200

Japan is home to a high level professional league in this sport, sometimes seen as the second best league in the world.

Baseball

1200

Donald somehow ran into bankruptcy in this industry.

(Trump) Casinos

1500

It's the first amendment to the U.S. Constitution that mentions religion

First amendment

1500

Foymount Murphy

Justin Schauer

1500
What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office

1500
This US state has the highest Japanese-American population in the continental US
California
1500

Donald went to University in this state

Pennsylvania