funny dad jokes
I thought about going on an all-almond diet...
...but that's just nuts!
Finding Nemo
Sharkbait brouhaha!
What do you call cheese that ain't yours?
NACHO CHEESE FOOL!
Best ice cream
CHOCOLATE
Number 5
In 'N' Out
What is big, green, and loves pranks?
Prankenstein!
Where in the world is...
Carmen Sandiego?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in! It's cold out here!
Best shake in the entire universe
Oreo shake!
Number 4
Burger King
Wanna hear a joke about a jump rope?
Nah, I'll just skip it.
Finding Dory
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Any
Any who?
Anybody home??? LET US IN!
Best cookie
CHOCOLATE CHIP
Number 3
McDonald's
Wanna hear a joke about a ball?
Nah, I gotta bounce!
Cars 2
Never go into that bathroom! It's really CRAZY! CRAY CRAY!
I like to move it move it
You like to.......
MOVE IT!
Best candy
HERSHEY'S
Number 2
Yoyo Burger
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Nah, it's TEAR-able!
What did Abigail say to Ahlam when she kicked the rock?
You could be a rock star!
You planet!
Best Starbucks drink
Double Chocolatey Mocha
Number 1
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