Medical stuff you should know
Dad Jokes
Cycles
Before and After
Rhyme Time
100

Normal body temperature 

What is 98.6°F or 37°C?

100
What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

100

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Evaporation, condensation, and precipitation 

What is the water cycle?

100

1994 Disney Movie about animals on the African Savannah meets the giant gorilla who fought Godzilla

What is "The Lion King Kong"

100

A humorous rabbit

What is a funny bunny?

200

A family member developing sudden facial drooping, slurred speech, arm weakness, and difficulty responding to questions, has likely developed this dangerous condition

What is a stroke?

200

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they might crack each other up!

200

A two-wheeled vehicle powered by its rider

What is a bicycle?

200

Spongebob's best friend travels back a long long time ago to a galaxy far far away

What is "Patrick Star Wars"

200

A woman who's acting kinda suspicious

What is a Shady Lady?

300

This inward and upward motion just above the level of the navel is used to potentially save someone's life when they're choking

Bonus 500: How do we change the positioning of this exercise to perform on infants?

What is the Heimlich maneuver.

For infants, position face down with head lower than body over the knee, give five firm back blows with the palm of the hand between the shoulder blades and then flip baby and over 2 or 3 fingers in the center of the baby's breastbone, right below the nipple line to perform five quick thrusts. If you see what was stuck in baby's mouth take it out, but never do a blind finger sweep (might push it deeper)

300

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

300

Ovulation occurs at day 14

What is the menstrual cycle?

300

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Greatest basketball player of all time (according to many) visits the place where Jesus was baptized

What is "Michael Jordan River"

300

The person who chooses your alcoholic beverage. 

What is a liquor picker?

400

If someone is having a severe allergic reaction and has trouble breathing, this medication should be administered immediately if available

What is epinephrine (epiPen)?

400

What state is known for its small carbonated beverages?

What is Minnesota?

400

Which cycle occurs in the mitochondria, the powerhouse of the cell?

What is the Krebs cycle/Citric Acid cycle


Double points if you said the urea cycle hoLY

400

Popular teenage wizard meets a voluntary, non-profit network of local businesses and professionals united to promote and protect regional commercial interests 

What is Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce?

400

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A highly politically biased and particularly skilled craftsman

What is a partisan artisan?

500

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If you cut yourself and the bleeding won't stop, this is typically the first thing you should do (outside of calling 911/going to the hospital)

What is apply direct pressure?

500

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

500

In graph theory, a cycle that visits every vertex exactly once

What is a Hamiltonian cycle?

500

An adventure 65 million years in the making meets the third-to-last space on a monopoly board

What is Jurassic Park Place?

500

A gold covered sword handle

What is a gilt hilt?