Baby Susan
The age that Susan started walking
What is 10 months (and she has not stopped yet)
Always the team player, Sue actually took this from Wally's hand, licked it and confirmed it was indeed NOT marijuana
What is oregano
Favorite phrase for Sue on any given day... (or any social studies teacher.... just kidding.. that's stereotypical!)
What is Push Play
Sue met "Baby Doll" at a diner in Florida b/c she ran outside to return his ______________ that he had left on the table
What are his biker gloves
Sue can be found with no less than 5 of these with her at all times
What are her "readers"
Sue was involved in this sport until well after high school
What is swimming... including be recruited by the North Jeffco swim team at the age of 5, being on the swim and dive team at AWest and Western State and finally coaching and managing a pool, which she loved b/c according to her mom, "it was right across from Taco Bell."
A student brought these into Sue's class to get his day started the right way...
What are vodka shooters
This is a sweater worn with initials on it
What is a MAMMOGRAM sweater
During 5280 week, Sue was dining with coworkers and when the bill came, everyone put in their credit card to split and pay. One person in particular did not put their money in and Sue made a scene about this person not paying! Which restaurant was this?
The Broker (AND THIS PERSON NEVER DID PAY)
Where did Sue's red pump en up the night that the Hodgkins crew went to Bennigans after conferences.
Hint: Because of the throwing of the said shoe, the teachers were promptly thrown out of the bar
What is the ice bin behind the bar
When Sue was 3 years old, she fell into this and it took HOURS to remove all of the needles
What is a prickly pear patch (that's alliteration)
This was Sue's favorite place to go on plan during her Hodgkins days
What is the tanning bed off of 80th and Sheridan
A phrase used quite frequently by Sue when referring to covering classes, ordering something, being in charge of something, or just in general if being asked to volunteer for ANYTHING
What is "not it!" (often accompanied by her middle finger)
Sue does this during every scene of EVERY movie
What is laugh
This phrase was often uttered over the years by Sue's favorite FEMALE social studies teacher when referring to her fashion (but not in a creepy way.)
What is "I would like to sleep in your closet."
When Sue was practicing with the Jeffco dive team, she miscued and cut her ______ severely on the diving board. There was a lot of blood and the pool had to be evacuated.
What is her forearm
Sue would often use this phrase when referring to an administrator being in the hallway
What is Tiger in the Jungle
Sue would often give these three pieces of advice for new teachers that she was mentoring
What is "Don't worry about the bullshit", "Just play he game!" and "Just shut your door!"
What cit was Sue visiting when she decided that going to a topless pool was a good idea?
Las Vegas
Sue often won this accessory at every holiday party that we had... and I mean every.single.one.
What is the Lampshade Award
What Sue was accidentally placed on as a baby that ended up being a fiery situation.
What is a red ant hill
While visiting Red River, New Mexico with friends, Sue decided that she would commit this deed
What is steal a child's bike
Sue used this vocab term quite a bit when she was trying to help a student with their "directional skills."
What is a bucket of steam
Sue has a tattoo on her hip of....
What is a tweety bird/mouse... unless it disappeared?
That location and event that one of Sue's wedges broke...
Hint: she kept carrying it and passing around to random strangers insisting that they dance with it.
What is Zoromski's Bachelorette Party- Oktoberfest