Family Matters
This person is rumored to be distantly related to Bill’s side of the family
Zach Galifianakis
These critters took up residence in the Smith Family cabinets
Cockroaches
This character said “That’s some bad hat, Harry”
Brody
You can expect this question when you are leaving the driveway with Bill
Everybody buckled?
The name of the family member rumored to be Paul McCartney's long lost relative
Peggy Shea
This person is Suzy’s oldest niece/nephew
Megan Kane
This is a critter you can expect to see when Jenna hops in the water off of the Roonie Toons
Jellyfish
This character said “Y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’”
Quint
The question we all dread but will inevitably hear in the morning or evening from Bill
Feel like feeding the dogs?
This inanimate object from Tess’ childhood became one of the most infuriating items ever received/purchased –
Password journal/diary
The name of one of Aunt Helen’s nastiest horses/ponies
Buckwheat
This Shrewsbury local took in Connor’s two fire belly frogs
Jimmy Ferrogine
This person’s head pops out of the port hole in the half sunken boat inspected by Hooper
Ben Gardner
This question is what Bill will ask you if you use improper grammar talking about yourself and a group of friends
Who?
The name of the kind soul who saved Jenna's life, but was so easily forgotten
Paul
Suzy would consider Tommy and Riley her...
first cousins once removed
The name of the tiny pet who was found unresponsive underneath a musical instrument
Fuzzy
This is the type of shark that Hooper caught when he was younger
Thresher
When you ask Bill where’s going at 2:45pm on a weekday, you can expect him to respond with this
Gonna go maim some kids!
This lengthy spelling bee word is a Smith family favorite
Prestidigitation
The most used name across our full living family (Smiths, Sheas, Bluhms, etc.)
Thomas (Tom/Tommy)
Aunt Tommie almost walked into a web made from this fruity-sounding arachnid on a walk
Banana spider
Brody’s eldest son’s name
Mike
You can expect Bill to repeat this one-word question when he is on a gummy
Seriously?!
This Long Island, NY body of water was utilized in the Summer and the Winter by Suzy Shea
Pollywog Pond