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I have the strongest bones on campus thanks to my dinner drink order.
Tony
INSHALLAH! These words of wisdom helped boost Marisa and Emily to a doubles point clinching win against Westminster, as God willed!
Ox is strong but the rat eats first.
They're called ears and they're my favorite sweet treat. I even had them on the ready when the team came to visit.
Pappy (Julia's Grandpa)
While on Spring Break Bella revealed that Spencer's assistance was requested for this.
Edging Bella's Grandfather's front yard
The absolute boys include this man, along with Cooley, PJ, TITA (RIP) and Squeeb.
Chetty
I was the only starter on the men's team to not be an All-PAC selection last year despite winning 24 matches.
Brady
GOOD GRIEF! This class is hands down the second worst part of Marisa's week.
Small Press Publishing
Edina and the Bear
While Julia and Abby were unable to partake, Bella mastered this Spring Break activity on her first try.
Riding a tandem bike
In a totally NF move Live! Casino stopped me from bringing a backpack full of beer into the casino.
Matt Sandusky
I only have one brother but if you check social media you'd think my family has two other children on the farm.
Jack (whose brother played at DeSales where the girl with one arm played and beat Abby)
No stranger to making changes to her food order these two toppings are a must have on any Marisa order, just don't ask her...
Swiss cheese and mayo
A former PAC tennis player myself I attended one practice where Bella suggested I would be a good husband for Lydia.
Jonah
While searching for music to play in the condo Bella was entranced by this image on her screen.
JT's Senior Picture/school picture
During the trip to Philly this fictional frat star's dad hooked us up with bowling at one of the many establishments he owns.
Squeeb
I was swayed to commit to SVC after being showed the Ice Spice video on my visit.
August
This feature of White Van 02 was detested by Marisa while being admired by the rest of the van's occupants.
The Hole
I appeared at a handful of practices before getting snapchats of Fox's dirty feet on Spring Break forced me to drop out of SVC, but I'm back this year!
Cheese (Kolbe Roscoe)
Equipped with a full pharmacy in her suitcase Bella used this drink to wash down her nightly life sustaining medication while in Hilton Head.
Mucho Mango
Former Pledge TITA (RIP) tragically joined the big frat house in the sky while being used in this h@z!ng ritual. Allegedly.
Pledge Bowling
A dubious distinction to hold, I have the most losses to branch campuses out of anyone on the team.
Deven
EWW GAG! Marisa coincidentally disappeared before the PAC playoff match at the same time as me, this is my full name.
Tom/Thomas Costello
An enthusiast of D3 women's tennis, I have a keen eye for players with a nasty game. I've gone by many names but this is actually my name.
Dean
I played at the same speed as Kyle but unfortunately couldn't overcome a 30-40 deficit. At least I got my picture taken with Bella after the match, this is my full name.
Andrew Kelly (AK)
Originally founded at the University of Virginia in 1868 this is the Frat the fellas belong to, or at least they did before IFC shut it down after "The Incident".
Pi Kappa Alpha (PIKE)