Physics constants
h
6.63 x 10-34
c
3 x 108
helium
He
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock??
a piano
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese
μ0 ( magnetic permeability )
4π x 10-7
G
6.67 x 10-11
sodium
Na
What appears once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
the letter m
Why did the math book look sad?
it had too many problems
radius of the earth
6.37 x 106 m
mass of a proton
1.67 x 10-27
gold
Au
Where does today come before yesterday?
the dictionary
Why did the picture go to prison?
Because it was framed
mean lifetime of a muon
2.2 µs
speed of sound in water
1500 m/s
arsenic
As
Which word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
short
Why didn't the bicycle stand up?
It was two tired
pi (to 5 dp)
3.14159
mass of the sun
1.99 x 1030
W
How many bananas can you eat on an empty stomach
1
Why are elevator jokes so good
they work on many levels