Show:
Steve Martin
Adam Sandler
Jerry Seinfield
Demetri Martin
Louis C.K.
100
What is the quickest way to double your money?
Fold it in half
100
What is an archeologist?
Someone who's career is in ruins
100
How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
Just one if it's long enough
100
What do hamsters come from?
Hampsterdam
100
What does success come before work?
In the dictionary
200
Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?
Because it has 4 A's and one B
200
What's an insects favorite sport?
Cricket
200
What is the most slippery country in the world?
Greece
200
If two's a company and three a crowd, what are four and five?
9
200
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe
300
How do we know that the Earth won't come to an end?
Because it's round
300
What do you get if you cross a US President with a shark?
Jaws Washington
300
What is the fruitiest school subject?
History because it's full of dates
300
How was the Roman empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars
300
What has forty feet and sings?
A school choir
400
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted both he would fall over
400
How do crazy people go through the forrest?
They take the psycho path
400
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work
A stick
400
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk
400
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him
500
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck
500
What has a bank but no money?
A river
500
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A towel
500
What can travel around the world while staying in the corner?
A stamp
500
How can a woman shoot and hang her husband yet he is still alive?
The woman is a photographer