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100

The difference between a Coffin and a Casket. 

Coffins are six-sided and tapered to fit the human form, while caskets are rectangular and four-sided. Coffins are generally European, while caskets are more common in America.

100

The fidget toy on my desk right now.

A tangle

100

The name of my pet Rat.

24.

100

This statue, located outside Denver International Airport, is notable for its striking appearance and for having killed its sculptor, Luis Jiménez.

Blue Mustang / "Bluecifer" 

100

The brand of hair dye I used to dye my hair blue in the 6th grade.

Manic Panic.

200

This movie depicts father-and-son coroners who experience supernatural phenomena while examining the body of an unidentified woman.

The Autopsy of Jane Doe


200

What I had for dinner today.

Nothing

200

My birthday.

March 12th, 2001

200

This design movement came about due to an economic upturn in the United States following World War II. Designs needed to be easily manufactured and marketed to the masses, as well as being affordable and functional. Designs were made from non-traditional materials including plastic, vinyl, plywood, plexiglass, and acrylics.

Mid-Century Modern Furniture

200

This accessory was banned in schools all across America due to it cutting off the circulation of children's wrists, as well as being a general classroom distraction. 

Silly Bandz

300

This term refers to the bluish-purple discoloration that occurs in the skin after death. It is caused by the pooling of blood in the lowest parts of the body due to gravity.

Lividity / Livor mortis.

300

The food I'm thinking about eating right now.

The sourdough toast with goat cheese, butter, and blueberry preserves from that one pizza place in Nashville.

300

My favorite color. 

Dark green.

300

In the fifth episode of Over the Garden Wall "Mad Love", this architectural style is seen in the room containing the painting of the woman that haunts Endicott. Wirt notes that the room seems at odds with Edicotts "Georgian sensibilities". 

Rococo / French Rococo.

300

This My Chemical Romance song was inspired by the band's decision to decline being featured in the Twilight soundtrack.

Vampire Money

400

This famous ship sank in Lake Superior on November 10th, 1975, killing the entire crew of 29 people.

The SS Edmund Fitzgerald.

400

The type of phone I have.

Motorola G Stylus 5G (2022)

400

My first pet.

A Guinea pig / Hammy.

400

This artist originally worked for the French aristocracy as an expert in lifesize wax figurines. She was arrested during the French Revolution and almost sent to the guillotine but was saved when she was commissioned to take the wax death masks and entire wax body casts of those who were executed during the political upheaval. 

Madame Marie Tussaud

400

The death of this animal in the summer of 2016 is often recognized/characterized as the turning point leading to Trump's first presidency and the decline of America.

Harambe

500

What is the purpose of this cryptic message?

"This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!

Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.

The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

The danger is to the body, and it can kill.

The form of the danger is an emanation of energy."

Long-term nuclear waste warning messages



500

My favorite thing about Noah. 

His vacant, dumb expression

500

The unfortunate / embarrassing amount of hours I've spent playing VrChat over the past 3-4 years.

7,600 Hours. 

500

The name of this type of column.

Ionic Column.

500

This singer, whose name means "First Sound from the Future", was searched so many times that Google and Yahoo flagged her name as spam, leading to protests by fans and an eventual song inspired by her "disappearance".

Hatsune Miku