"V" IS FOR...
CROSSWORD CLUES "F"
THAT'S NOT KOSHER!
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STATE
I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND
WHERE ARE YOU?
CITY & STATE
100

...This male servant, or for an attendant who parks cars

valet

100

Activity with parry & thrust
(7)

fencing

100

Don't serve the rabbi rabbit--a kosher quadruped must have cloven these

hooves

100

Get comfy & "tuck" yourself into this state 

Kentucky

100

That spooky woman's head in a crystal ball always freaks me out on this scary ride

The Haunted Mansion
100

Oldest city that houses the Liberty Bell

Philadelphia, PA

(Eagles)

200

...This mentholated product from Vicks that's used on the chest & throat to relieve coughing

VapoRub

200

It precedes house, moon, & nelson
(4)

full

200

Don't serve the cantor catfish--a kosher fish must have these often overlapping items

scales

200

"Ow"! Don't hurt yourself inside this state

Iowa

200

I'll feel like a kid again on this flying elephant ride, a fixture at Disneyland since 1955

Dumbo

200

Viewing Mount Rainier and Puget Sound from the Space Needle.

Seattle, WA

(Seahawks)

300

...This cocktail ingredient, "sweet" or "dry", that's found in a Manhattan

vermouth

300

You do it with a plow or to your brow
(6)

furrow

300

Of chicken cacciatore, veal parmigiana or fettuccine alfredo, the one that can't be kosher

veal parmigiana

300

I'll never "sour" on this state

Missouri

300

I love the theme of global unity on the ride in which international dolls sing this interminable tune

"It's a Small World"

300

Listening to the Moetown music and driving in the "motor city". 

Detroit, MI

(Lions)

400

...These Scandinavian sea rovers who ravaged the coasts of Europe for about 300 years

Vikings

400

Unchanging income adjective
(5)

fixed

400

A Food Network recipe for this Maine specialty says to remove the meat from the claws & calls for hot dog buns

a lobster roll

400

I must write an "ode" to this state

Rhode Island

400

Aaargh! I can't wait to go on this classic ride now that Captain Jack Sparrow is part of the fun

Pirates of the Caribbean

400

Touring the Alamo where Davy Crockett was killed.

San Antonio, TX

(Spurs)

500

...This synonym for one's profession or calling

vocation
500

"Scary" cape
(4)

Fear

500

It's the alliterative term for a pig's lower hind leg used to flavor stews & beans

a ham hock

500

"Ask" me about these 2 states (I love them)

Alaska and Nebraska

500

Well, zip-a-dee-doo-dah! I can't wait to get soaked on this ride that has a 5-story plunge near the end

Splash Mountain

500

This city is known as the Heart of America, located 3hrs from either coast.

Kansas City, MO

(Chiefs)