Bicycling
This high end company was mercilessly ravaged on social media for a commercial featuring a husband's gift and his wife's weight loss goals
Peloton
World War I
Feb 8, 2016, WPTV reported a Florida man was charged with assault with a deadly weapon after throwing this animal through a Wendy's drive through window.
Perhaps the manager was a UF Alum?
Alligator
Tyler's favorite animal as student in Mrs. Robertson's writing class
Koala bear
What you do when you see your neighbors out walking their canines.
Pet-a-dog
Pre-Lochlan, Tyler competed in these events, which featured rapid changing of clothes, squeezy gels and sweat.
Triathlon
Winston Churchill pioneered this weapon to overcome the obstacles of trench warfare and was largely ridiculed by it...in the beginning
Tank
In April 2018 a Florida man attempted to Rob this store while wearing a transparent bag on his head.
Perhaps he wasn't playing enough grand theft auto?
Gamestop
Tyler's nighttime attire when caring for Lochlan at night
Kids' got some lungs
Shooting grade ear protection
Appealing to the masses, some consider President Trump as this type of leader
Demagogue
Liberty, Equality, Fraternity
This country hosts the most popular and demanding bike race every summer
France
Spain
Bradenton, Fl, September 2016, Florida man arrested for riding on one of these creatures, commonly known as a sea-cow.
Manatee
Tyer's relative performance to Jessie during their half marathon
2nd
Sears used to send out one of these
Charity has one of all my faults...
Catalog
The first bicycle-like design, created in Germany in 1817 was called the dandy horse and lacked this critical feature
...so much for getting clipped in!
Pedals
To prevent another disaster after the war, the French built this line to deter another German attack--except they forgot about the low countries
Maginot
WOGX News reported on June 7th, 2018, a Florida man was arrested for driving home one of these because his hospital wait was too long
Ambulance
Jessie's father's activity when Tyler first asked to date her
Cleaning guns
Another name for tadpole
The old Indian name for locomotive, this Bike race originated in 1972 in Durango Colorado features two 10,000 ft summits, off road trails and downtown views.
Iron Horse
Now with advanced features such as GPS and heart rate monitoring, this instrument became common during WWI to help with artillery coordination
Wristwatch
Jan 1, 2016 Florida man failed in an attempt to avoid arrest by providing the police fake name, which was tied to this offense...
Perhaps it was his drinking buddy?
DUI
The weight a standard olympic barbell (45lbs) and two 45lb plates
or
How much Tyler weighed on his wedding day
135 lbs
You'll find out more about what happens in the story here
Epilogue