Complete The Quote
-“(------) --it feels weird to say that.”
-“My bad--it feels weird to say that.”
-”That’s not the fancy term I gave you- NOISY!”
Timmy
The greetings of our very own ginger queen.
“Hellooooo.”
-”Pay attention: if this thing doesn’t play a happy song then it isn’t happy and you won’t be happy either…*unrecorded*... If you touch them, you will need to unplug and plug it back until it makes it’s happy sound again.”
Plugging the weird machine into the computer.
*out of context* “...Tom…uwu”
Anyone (BONUS POINTS: MRS FIRETAG)
-”It’s a joy to teach the (------), (-----), and (-----) generation. No one thinks they have to listen to the same information at the same time.” (W: -------)
-”It’s a joy to teach the (Snapchat), (Instagram), and (Twitter) generation. No one thinks they have to listen to the same information at the same time.” (W: Ok Boomer)
”Boomer?”
Liam
This is how we install apps in our brains.
Reading
-*Violent sigh*
ONLY ANSWERS: When Pierce opens his mouth, we do not stop talking, or Timmy realizes he is a fraud and a failure.
-”I’m reminded from time to time how literal some students are. Bat box.”
Physics Class
-”It’s either a (----------) or a (---------).”
-”It’s either a (really big basketball) or a (really small person).”
“I should become a conservative Christian.”
Will
Because of THIS principle, Myan can be slapped around (slappy fish hand movement.)
Loco Parentis (CRAZY PARENTS)
-”Every time I get somewhere I gotta pick it up and it gets all goofed up, but that sounds like a personal problem.”
Timmy had to pick a stack of ungraded tests so Team Liam could do a lab.
”I would rather be eaten alive by tiny children and covered in mayonnaise.”
HINT: List the people in this conversation
Ellie and Will, or Team Liam
-”(-------)…..(------) ...(-------)?”
-”There is…..there was ...where did it go?”
“It’s not racist if you don’t believe it!”
John
A replacement for a pen.
If you poke a hole in your finger and sign in blood.
Why does it even matter? Women should just deal with it
Me Too Movement
-”That’s not the fancy term I gave you- NOISY!”
Celia
-”You just have (--------------)--that’s my wife’s favorite saying.”
-”You just have (to hear it once and remember it forever)--that’s my wife’s favorite saying.”
Women are just in it for the money
Pamela Anne Pope
The picture of THIS MOON was taken 5:22 pm instead of homework.
The Beaver Moon, obviously photoshopped.
-”Some of you may have watched a small child ride a tricycle.”
When someone turns it is not smooooooth. LOOSE ANSWER: MUST TALK ABOUT WHEELS.
"Maybe you will see a hookah smoking caterpillar?"
Liam and a few AP Physics People