Crap
Junk
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More Useless Crap
100
A lightweight wok designed for camping.
However, as it’s 12 inches across and weighs nearly 2 pounds, it’s not something you would consider taking backpacking – and if you are camping with a car you may as well just take your normal wok or pan.
100
Denim Clothing
Technically not a gadget, but it did make the online survey this puzzle is based on.
100
Candles
It is a cute lantern, but NO FLAMES IN TENTS!
100
Mystical Fire and similar products
Burning random chemicals does not seem particularly environmentally friendly, or a good idea if you are planning on doing any cooking over the fire.
200
Solar Safari Hat
200
electric marshmallow toaster
200
Festival Tents
200
Hand held weather station
Just stick your head outside and look.
300
Flashtorch by Wicked Lasers - powerful enough to light a fire or fry an egg
a) using something that hot in a tent is a really bad idea b) you’re going to blind someone on the other side of the campsite and c) the batteries are going to last about 4 minutes. It also costs $200.
300
Generators
Hey, we're Scouts. We don't need no stinking generators.
300
Umbrella Shelters.
There are alot of sturdier shelters out there without a pole going up through the middle of the usable space.
300
JakPak
It combined a tent and a jacket, giving you all the worst features of both; a heavy, uncomfortable jacket and a tiny, uncomfortable tent.
400
Victorinox Swiss Army SwissChamp XAVT
400
Poler Napsack - a sleeping bag that transforms into a coat!
Think about it.....if your coat gets wet so does your sleeping bag.
400
Dog Backpacks
It seems like such a good idea right up to the point where they decide to jump in a river, roll in a cow patty or attempt to squeeze under a fence.
400
Bubble Tents
Very expensive and impractical. It provides no privacy, gets really hot in sunlight, and requires electricity to stay inflated.