Why couldn't the deep sea diver swim very fast?
He didn't have any muscles (mussels)
What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment and never in a thousand years?
Fudge got lost in the movie theater when he was trying to.........
touch the bears on on the theater screen.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, a comma has a pause at the end of a clause
Peter's mom find out that Fudge starred in the Toddle-Bike commercial when........
What do a racecar and a kayak have in common?
They are spelled the same forwards and backwards (Palindrome)
Mrs. Hatcher went away for the weekend to.....
visit her sister, Linda, and Linda's new baby in Boston.
A criminal has to carry a sack of stones from one side of the prison to another. What can he put in the sack that will make it lighter?
A hole.
"Ahh......Peter! Would you open your mouth so I can count your teeth?"
The last name of the book's author
colored on Peter and Jimmy's transportation poster and ruined it.