SPONSOR OR DAD?
RECOVERY ROMANCE
TOMMY
MEETING FINDER
REC. SUPERPOWERS
100

"Have you tried turning your attitude off and back on again?"

SPONSOR

100

"This relationship should probably wait a year."



A NEW ONE

100

What is the name of this craft?

SPACESHIP

100

What is the biggest lie in recovery?

I'LL KEEP IT SHORT

100

This ability allows an addict to lose their keys while holding them.


MULTITASKING

200

"I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed."

DAD

200

What one person's text message can instantly ruin your serenity.

YOUR EX

200

Where did the Atlanta Braves moves from in 1966 to become the first MLB team to play in the deep south?


MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN

200

You hear "This is my first time sharing" in a meeting. What is this immediately followed by?

A 20 MIN. SPEECH
200

The supernatural gift of knowing exactly what everyone else should do with their life.

UNSOLICITED RECOVERY ADVICE
(Usually from someone at 16 days who's done this thing a few times... ya know, he gets it)

300

"Call me tomorrow after you've slept on it."

SPONSOR

300

What job did Tim say he did when hooking up with someone whilst in treatment?

"DRIVER"

300

Who is considered "The Fifth Member" of the band Phish, who's widely credited as an integral component of the live experience, syncing dynamic lights directly to the band's improvised jams.

CHRIS KURODA

300

You're sitting there in a church basement with asbestos on the wall and you hear "I wasn't going to say anything tonight..." what does this mean?


IT'S A WARNING

300

This power enables someone to arrive 20 minutes late with a 45-minute explanation.

CREATIVE TIME MANAGEMENT

400

"You seem determined to learn this the hard way."

BOTH/EITHER

400

The phrase "I can fix them" is usually followed by this.

DISAPPOINTMENT
(WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED RELAPSE, LIKE 2004 WILL)

400

Which Atlanta Hawk was referred to as "The Human Highlight Film"
 

DOMINIQUE WILKINS

400

As you sip your shitty coffee you hear, "I'm just going to piggyback off what he said." and you know this is code for...

I HAVE SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TO SAY

400

This person's superpower kicks in by helping look for a wallet that THEY stole.


WHO IS AN ADDICT

500

"That's a consequence, not a crisis."


SPONSOR

500

"MEN WITH THE MEN AND WOMEN WITH THE WOMEN" IS AN INVITATION TO

WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED:
1. TEST THE THEORY OF CO-DEPENDANCY
2. COMPLETELY IGNORE THAT ADVICE
3. SEE IF 2 DEAD BATTERIES START THE CAR
4. SHOP IN THE DENTED CAN AISLE (60% OFF!)
5. REVISIT THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY
6. PUT YOUR KEYS TO HAPPINESS IN SOMEONE ELSE'S POCKET

500

What was 1 of the 2 teams the Atlanta Gladiators played when you and Tim attended games together at Gas South Arena in Duluth, GA. 

ACCEPTED: GREENVILLE SWAMP RABBITS
ALSO ACCEPTED: SAVANNAH GHOST PIRATES

LET THE RECORD SHOW TIM PAID FOR BOTH DATES
(And he'd pay for 10 more)

500

"Take what you need and leave the rest" should be...

WE ACCEPT:
TALKIN' TRASH'S MOTTO
APPROACHING A.A.
HOW WE HANDLE EVERYTHING

500

This elite-level ability allows someone to identify another person in recovery from 100 yards away after hearing them say, "Funny story..."

RECOVERY RADAR