Baby Trivia
Stupid Celebrity Baby Names
Tiny Tim
Tipsy Tara
It all began before they were allowed to drink beer
100

Which is the first sense a baby acquires after birth?

Sense of touch
100

This celebrity kid comes with the thunder.

Stormi

100

Considering Tim is a picky eater, we were surprised that this Dr Seuss book was his favourite.

Green Eggs and Ham

100

If little Tara was given $100 as a child, she would've spent the money on this sweet treat.

Candy
100

This restaurant is a favourite amongst suburban mothers everywhere and is, most likely, the name of your old, white uncle.

Earls

200

Which colour was associated with baby boys in the 1900s?

Pink

200

Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow named their child after this forbidden fruit. 

Apple.

200
Growing up, Tiny Tim idolized this boujee royal family from Los Angeles in this well-known 90s sitcom.

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

200

Before discovering alcohol, boys, and fitness, Tara loved watching the movie about this sweet and nerdy little bookworm with telekinetic powers.

Matilda


200

If it wasn't for this harsh sound that occurs when air flows past relaxed tissues in her throat, Tara would be a real-life Sleeping Beauty.

Snoring

300

How many bones does a newborn baby have?

A newborn baby has 300 bones in his/her body.

300

The name of this executive's child is almost as innovative as his company's electric car - X Æ A-12. 

Elon Musk

300

Not only was this Tim's favourite venue to dance with the animatronic band, but it was also his first solid food.

Cheese

300

Not surprisingly, Tara's first word was the non-alcoholic equivalent to wine. 

Juice

300

According to Tara, if it wasn't for Tim's fast metabolism, this bad habit would've led him to morbid obesity. 

Late nigh snacking

400

Which is the colour that babies recognize first when their colour vision begins to develop?

Red

400

These two celebrity bozo's should know their way around a compass.

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian West

400

Tiny Tim's favourite childhood toy would lead us to believe that he would've been friends with Bart Simpson.

Slingshot

400

Due to high levels of arsenic, Tara could no longer enjoy this sauce.

Apple

400

Tim hopes that baby will acquire this character trait from Tara that some would regard as a virtue.

Patience

500

What is the highest number of children born to a woman?

69!

500

This celebrity child came out of a WAP.

Kulture
500

If Tim had the choice, he would name his son after the street that he grew up on.

Weston


500
Based on her favourite childhood toy, you would've thought that Tara would have graced the cover of this carrot eating magazine. 

White bunny

500

Tara hopes that this adorable feature, also known as zygomaticus, gets passed down to baby.

Dimples