Jokes
What is never hungry during Thanksgiving?
A stuffed turkey
What gets wet when drying?
Towel
How many months have 28 days?
All of them
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
What can't be used until it's broken?
Egg
Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___?
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
I am full of holes. I can hold water. What am I?
Sponge
What do you call a fly with no wings?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
What has many keys but can't open any doors?
Piano
Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt
What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
Clock
What gives you the strength and power to walk through walls?
doors