Mrs. Kwon and Mrs. Hobby fear this creature.
What is a bird?
I love actively monitoring this test.
What is the GA Milestones or GMAS?
Things that can be consumed.
What is food?
Time of year parents realize how grossly underpaid teachers are.
What is the summer?
3 things that teachers fear of not doing on the 1st day of school.
What is get them in, get them fed, and get them on the bus?
I never countdown to this date.
What is the last day of school?
Spinners teachers can't stand.
What is a fidget spinner?
Your students may forget what you said, but they will never forget
What is "how you made them feel?"
Printing last minute Super Teacher worksheets and your copier starts streaking.
What is running out of toner?
I love holding this all day.
What is urine?
If you pull this, it'll cause us to get alarmed.
What is a fire alarm?
Don't make me use my...
What is teacher voice?
When you realize this week long break is over.
What is Spring Break?
I'm going to give some back because I get paid so much.
What is money?
Silent but deadly.
What is a fart?
Do not ever tie
What are wet shoelaces?
ef yoo kan rid ths you prbli ar a teecha
What is grading a writing paper?
I love paying for these myself because I'm rich!
What are supplies?
Teachers are poor so they have to be...
What is frugal?
Full moons are only scary if you are a werewolf or a...
What is a teacher?