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"F" word in class
What's that smell?
Tools of the Trade
Campus Chaos
Best Practices
100
The best day of the school week, frequently referred to as "fun"
What is Friday?
100

A stinky odor emitted by a student usually followed by copious amounts of classroom laughter.

What is a fart or toot?

100
These tools are somehow always lost even though students use them for EVERYTHING
What is a pencil?
100

This beverage officially transitions from "warm energy drink" to "room-temperature sludge of perseverance" at exactly 8:12 AM

What is coffee?

100

The intervals during the school day when students shift from one activity, task, or physical space to another 

What are transitions.

200

The classic, food-themed exclamation an elementary teacher blurts out after accidentally stepping on a rogue, sharp Lego brick.

What is "fudge"?

200

Pungency changes with age but is especially eye watering in students over 11.

What is B.O. ?

200
This tool is used frequently to make craft projects, lids can be found on the floor randomly.
What is glue?
200

Commonly comes in flashy cans with aggressive media campaigns with many spurious claims and consumed by students for breakfast.

What are energy drinks

200

They turn general expectations into automatic habits, helping students understand what to do and when to do

What are classroom routines

300
These are commonly used to poke others or pick noses
What are fingers?
300

This odor is commonly smelled after a student earns a "no shoes pass"

What are stinky feet?


300
This tool is also used for craft projects, or cutting the shirt of your neighbor
What are scissors?
300

The specific, high-stakes duty where a teacher stands with a clipboard, freezing in the wind, while holding a travel mug.

What is morning yard/bus duty.

300

Effective teachers manage the room through clear routines and procedures rather than relying on this.

What is reactive punishment, or discipline.

400
Two classmates that play together or the group of people you text constantly
What are friends?
400
This odor smells of pure death, usually after a student uses this phrase- "teacher...I feel sick."
What is vomit?
400
This tool is used to draw straight lines or hit each others with.
What is a ruler?
400

The universal, terrifying crunching and warning buzzer sound made by this machine usually occurs exactly two minutes before the first bell

What is the copier.

400

Structured morning or class entry routines prevent the loss of this valuable commodity.

What is instructional time

500
The information given in an informative writing. 
What is a fact?
500

This can be diffused or rubbed on the body for headaches or stress. But NOT in a diffuser!

What are essential oils?

500
This small tool is used to hold papers together, or students frequently turn them into a makeshift school shiv
What is a paperclip?
500

This insulated fabric item is historically known to harbor a half-eaten banana from three weeks ago, mutating it into a biohazard.

What is a lunchbox.  

500

This activity can be dangerous, but also very calming. You've just hit the bullseye. 

What is go to target (for no reason)?