Math Madness
The reason the math book so unhappy.
What is, it was full of problems.
This is what we call Santa's brothers, sisters and cousins.
What are relative clauses.
This is what you call an acid with a bad attitude.
What is a-mean-o acid?
Medieval times are called "the dark ages" because of this.
What is, there were so many knights.
The reason the children crossed the playground.
What is, to get to the other slide?
The reason the Geometry class were all so tired.
What is, they were all out of shape?
This dinosaur knows the most synonyms.
What is a Thesaurus?
This is why the germ crossed the microscope.
What is, to get to the other slide?
This is where the Declaration of Independence was signed.
What is at the bottom?
Why the student ate his test paper.
What is, his teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
The triangle said this to the circle.
What is, you're pointless
The English teacher wished her class luck by saying this before the poetry test.
What was, Metaphors be with you!
This is why chemists are so good at solving problems.
What is, they have all the solutions?
This is how the Roman Empire was cut in half.
What is a pair of Caesars?
This is something you might call a music teacher with a lot of problems.
What is a very trebled man?
This is how you make the number 7 even.
What is, subtract the S.
English teachers eat these for breakfast.
What are synonym rolls?
This is the sound a subatomic duck makes.
What is Quark
Alexander The Great and Kermit The Frog have this in common.
What is the same middle name?
Piano teachers often go here for Spring Break.
What are the Florida Keys?
This is a math teacher's favorite snake.
What is a Pi-thon?
This was why you never want an English teacher as the judge at your trial.
What is, they believe in capital punishment.
This is what you'd call a bunch of iron atoms at a carnival.
What is a ferrous wheel?
This is how Vikings sent secret messages.
What is Norse Code?
This was the entire moral of Breaking Bad
What is, TEACHERS AREN'T PAID ENOUGH!