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The one, the only, JL-LeBlanc!!!!
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This household item gets wetter as you dry.. 

What is, a towel

100

One country in the world that doesn't use the metric system.. 

What is, The United States 

100

How do trees get access to the internet?

The log in. 

100

The name of the company they sell paper for..

What is, Dunder Miflin 

100

What school did the infamously smart JL LeBlanc attend for post secondary education? 

What is, NBCC

200

How many letters are in the alphabet?

There are 11 letters in the word "the alphabet"

200

Cumis stand for --

What is, Credit Union Member Insurance Services

200

I once paid for 12 bees but got 13 bees, what do you think the last bee was for? 

What is, a FreeBee 

200

Michael Scott is played by this man.. 

Who is Steve Carrell

200

During his legendary time spent at CUMIS, how many dev ops has JL graced with his presence? 

9 DEV OPS! THATS CRAZY! 10 if you include the HL dev op, but he's off before he got to start HL

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I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?

What is, a map

300

How many hearts does an octopus have?

What is, 3 hearts 

300

If Apple made a car, what feature would it be missing?

What are, Windows

300

How many season are in the Office? 

What is, 9 seasons 

300

How many tattoos does the extremely handsome JL have? 

He has 9 tattoos! 

400

This belongs to you, but everyone else uses it.

What is, your name 
400

What does Ms Piggy and Yoda have in common? 

They were voiced by the same person, puppeteer Frank Oz.

400

Why are you fingers the most reliable part of your body? 

You can always count on them 

400

The Flenderson Files, are a series of crime related books written by.. 

Who is Toby Flenderson
400

This was the time of year JL brought home his beautful pup 

What is Spring
500

What English word has three consecutive double letters?

What is, bookkeeper 

500

The only two countries in the world that don't serve Coca-Cola

What is,  North Korea and Cuba

500

How do you deal with a sad Astronaut? 

What is, give them some space 

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Dwight farms these vegetables.. 

What are, BEETS 

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How heartbroken is the team that you're leaving us? 

We truly don't have words. You are going to be so deeply missed here JL, but we know you're excited for what's next and we are beyond happy for you. Congrats JL, love Team Candice <3