Christmas
25 letters
How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
Idaho-ho-ho!
Which U.S. state is Santa’s favorite?
Welfy
What do you call an elf that just won the lottery?
Because he went down in history
Why didn't Rudolph make the honor roll in school this year?
Frostbite
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Green Thumb
Why is the Grinch such a good gardener?
Wrap.
What is Santa’s favorite type of music?
The twelf.
If there were 11 elves and another one joined them, what would he be?
Horn-aments
What do reindeer decorate their trees with?
By icicle!
What does the snowman take to work?
With the letter “Y.”
How does Christmas Day end?
It soots him.
Why does Santa use a chimney?
Sh-Elf-ish
What was the elf allergic to?
Dancer
Which reindeer loved to party?
Snow and tell
What's a snowman's favorite school activity?
It’s “The Herald-Angels Sing.”
Did you hear about the brand new Christmas newspaper?
You can always sense his presents.
How can you tell that Santa is real?
A toy-ota
What kind of car does an elf drive?
Deery Queen
Where do reindeer like to get ice cream?
Frosted Flakes
What do snowman eat for breakfast?
Don-key
What type of key do you need to put on a Nativity play?
How can you tell that Santa is real?
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Subordinate clauses!
What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
Star-bucks
Why do Dasher and Dancer get to take so many coffee breaks?
Chill
What do snowmen do on the weekends?