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100

I'll never forget the great advice my grandpa gave me. He said "remember these two words; they will open a lot of doors for you". What are those two words?

What is "push and pull". 

100

When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?

What is a clock.

100

What fun wooden toys are named after Abraham Lincoln's childhood home?

What are "Lincoln Logs". 

100

The Statue of Liberty was a gift from which country?

What is France

100

What happened on November 11, 1918?

What is "Poland gained their independence".

200

Why would someone go golfing with two pairs of pants on?

What is "just in case they get a hole in one.

200

Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not. What am I?

What is "the word ton (ton -> not)".

200

What bird lays the smallest eggs?

What is "the hummingbird"?

200

What is the largest state in the United States?

Alaska

200

How many meals are eaten during a traditional Polish christmas dinner?

12

300

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What is "nothing, it just waved".

300

A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one-way street. They pass a police officer, but they are not stopped. Why?

What is "because they were walking".

300

This Great Lake is the only one located entirely in the United States?

What is "Lake Michigan"

300

Introduced in 1927, what powdered drink mix was invented in Nebraska?

What is "Kool-Aid"

300

What is said to be sleeping in the mountains of Poland?

What is "the Giewont (or a Giant)".

400

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What is "ten tickles"

400

I start with M, end with X, and have a never-ending amount of letters. What am I?

What is a mailbox?

400

From what trees do acorns come from?

What are "oak trees"

400

What four states can you stand in at the same time?

What is "Arizona, New Mexico, Utah, and Colorado".

400

Name one of the 2 largest salt mines in Poland.

What is Wieliczka and Bochnia.

500

Why do spiders enjoy computers so much? 

What is "they like to play on the web".

500

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

What is "the letter M".

500

What is the distance of a marathon measured in kilometers or miles?

What is "42.195 kilometers or 26.2 miles"

500

Mount Rushmore is located in what state?

What is "South Dakota"

500

What is the Largest river in Poland?

What is the Wisla

600

What do you call a fake color?

What is "a pigment of your imagination". 

600

How do you make the 7 even?

What is "take away the s".

600

This near-sighted mammal can curl up into a ball inside its hard outer shell for protection.

What is "an armadillo".

600

For which state is the Western meadowlark the official bird?

What is "Nebraska".

600

According to an old polish legend what were the names of the 3 brothers who founded Poland?

Lech, Cech, and Rus

700

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What is "great food, but no atmosphere".

700

What has ears but cannot hear?

What is "a cornfield".

700

The show Black Mirror was inspired by what tv show from the 1960s?

What is "The Twilight Zone"

700

How many professional baseball teams does California have?

What is five?

LA Angels, LA Dodgers, Oakland As, San Diego Padres, and the San Francisco Giants

700

What 2 Polish men helped fight in the American Revolution?

Taddeusz Kosciuszko and Casimierz Pulaski

800

Why did the developer go broke?

What is "because he used up all his cache".

800

You measure my life in hours, and I serve you by expiring. I'm quick when I'm think and slow when I'm fat. The wind is my enemy.

What is "a candle".

800

What was the name of the character known for his red Swingline stapler in the movie Office Space?

What is "Milton". 

800

What US city hosts more theme parks than any other, attracting millions of visitors annually?

What is "Orlando".

800

What was the first capital of Poland?

Gniezno