Teddi, Thirty, Thriving

Songs that would be found on Teddi's LG Chocolate, Pink (2007)

100

This song taught everyone that Beyonce knows her left from her right.

"Irreplaceable" Beyonce

200

This song single-handedly caused 2007 to become the rainiest year on record on the U.K. (at the time) 

"Umbrella" Rihanna 

300

This song about slashing tires became an instant Teddi Karoke Classic (not "Man! I Feel Like A Woman") 

"Before He Cheats" Carrie Underwood

400

This song helped a whole generation of young women learn how to spell this word (which is the title of the song) 

"Glamorous" Fergie

500

BEFORE he ruined his world tour, he released this "comeback" song

"Sexyback" Justin Timberlake

Famous 30-Year-Olds

100

This ponytailed celeb (who Teddi has dressed as for Halloween MORE than once) turns 31 in just a few days...

Ariana Grande 

200

Teddi had (has???) a cardboard cutout of this Canadian singer when she was in high school 

Justin Bieber 

300

This singer turned 30 last year, but they are still "cool for the summer" until they turn 31 in August

Demi Lovato 

400

Teddi's Singing Irish boyfriend 

Niall Horan 

500

Teddi's Singing British Boyfriend (who is friends with her Irish boyfriend) 

Harry Styles

There's Threes Everywhere

100

This movie, released in 2024, is allegedly about threesomes (despite the fact that there isn't a threesome in the entire movie?? like....come on)

Challengers 

200

This Britney Spears song about threesomes clocks in at 3:33. Just Guess 

"3" 

300

This band famously makes good girls go bad (ft. Leighton Meester)

3OH!3

400

Nina, Teddi, Zoe, ABH, and Dea saw this feature film about a dancing robot doll in theaters in 2022...we came to this place for magic...

M3GAN 

500

These are the three main characters in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer, also considered to be Teddi's favorite show 

Buffy, Xander, Willow

Movies we would have seen at the Cortland Town Center in 2004

100

This movie was so fetch they decided to make a musical adaptation 20 years later 

Mean Girls 2004

200

Teddi and Nina didn't see this one in theaters together, but they saw the five other sequels 

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

300

This movie taught us the meaning of thirty...flirty...thriving....!!!!

13 Going On 30 

400

"I wrote you 365 letters!! I wrote you everyday for a year!!!"

The Notebook 

500

The second movie in this franchise (NOT the Andrew Garfield version)

Spider-man 2

Teddi Things

100

This is Teddi's zodiac sign

Gemini/Cancer CUSP 

200

This is what bun takes so she can chill out a bit

Prozac <3

300

Singer of the smash hit "See You Again," Teddi has a mug covered with this man's face

Charlie Puth (Puthie hive) 

500

This is Teddi's favorite PC game 

Sims (or Nancy Drew tbh?)