Boring Descriptions
Noseless guy has an unhealthy obsession with teenage boy
Harry Potter
Athos, Porthos & Aramis
The Glass City
Toledo, Ohio
Cheese
Grilled Cheese
Teddy paid a student in 5th grade $1 to help complete an art project for this teacher.
Mrs. Nowicki
Old guy buys a bunch of balloons to celebrate his wife
Up
Getting your peanuts for a hard day's work
Pay Day
Sin City
Las Vegas, Nevada
Corned beef, Sauerkraut, Swiss cheese
Reuben
Teddy Holds this single season baseball record at Jackson College
Walks in a season
Rich guy buys an island and sticks a bunch of old lizards on it
Jurassic Park
An article called the Bears 1938 team this kind of team after setting the record for fumbles in a season
Butterfingers
The Big Easy
New Orleans, Louisiana
ham, pork, swiss cheese, pickles, mustard
Cuban
DAILY DOUBLE SON
Teddy holds the single season RBI record at Adrian College with this many RBIs in one season
Guy that can't sleep makes a boxing organization
Fight Club
Purrfect club of whig leaders in London sounds like a chocolate wafer bar
Kit Kat
The Eternal City
Rome, Italy
Ham, Turkey, Swiss cheese, mustard, dipped in egg and fried. great with berry jam.
Monte Cristo
Teddy won 1st Team all MIAA in the 2023 season for this position
Utility
DAILY DOUBLE SON
Depressed, widowed father unites with a mentally challenged woman to find his disabled son
Nasa called activity in this type of Galaxy reminiscent of a pyrotechnics show
Starburst
Rubber City
Akron, Ohio
Peanut Butter, Banana, Bacon
Elvis sandwich/ Velvet Elvis
Teddy once got in trouble at St. Pat's for instigating a brawl in gym class between these nerdy opps.
Nick Webber and Brendan Knerr