Campers Overheard
"We wouldn't want Adam and Eve to be another ____ __ ____." - Lit and History camp
"You wouldn't want a daycare next to a strip club."
Professor Russell
"The problem is always ____." - Thalia
Hitler
make things up."
Make sure you wear that around your lunch."
Elisabeth
(Pulling up to the BHC for the first time) "This is pretty cool...it looks like ___ ___ house!"
Elon Musk's
"Daniel looks like he needs to be assaulted."
Kinsey
"I feel like I'm harassing you with ___." - Emma
eyeliner
"I was a __ guy."
butterfly
"I'm in my slippers!!!"
Landon
"This ____ is really making me uncomfortable. You need to call the police or something." - Reagan
Pillow
"I can't be gay! My wrist is broke."
Gonzo
"I'll ___ ____ for Gonzo any day." - Reagan
Princess twirl
"Caleb, your wing will smell ...
... fruity fresh!"
"Where are the men with the hips?"
Poppy
"You're literally a 19-year-old baby."
Victoria Fox
"You like my breadwinner thighs?"
Owen
"Why do my cheerios taste like giraffe ankles."
Reagan
"Don't let anyone trip over the ...
... OSHA violations."
Owen
"I would rather have no girlfriend than Jane Austen Rizz."
Boaz
Katie
"OH my gosh, don't take my ____! I'm so old. Just a second. I have to go vote for _____ _____ real quick."
BOOMBOX, Jimmy Carter
Muslim
"I wanna snack size you."
Gonzo