Animal Jokes
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A Pork Chop!
What is the saddest kind of cheese?
BLUE CHEESE!
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his QUARTER BACK!
What do mermaids put on toast?
MERMALADE!
Why was the piano locked out of the house?
It lost its keys!
Why did the crab refuse to share?
He was SHELLFISH!
What is the best food to eat before a workout?
Mussels!
What animal do you never play cards with?
A CHEETAH!
What do you call a fake spaghetti?
An IM-PASTA! (IMPOSTER)
What instrument do dogs play?
the TROM-BONE!
Why do Porcupines always win the game?
Because they have the most points!
What fruit unlocks doors?
A KEY-WI! (KIWI)
What is the hardest part about sky diving?
The GROUND!
When do astronauts eat?
At LAUNCH TIME!
What do you call a singing computer?
ADELE! (A DELL)
Where do pigs sleep in the summertime?
In HAMMOCKS!
Why are tunas so smart?
Because they stay in schools!
Why did the golfer bring extra pants?
In case he got A HOLE IN ONE!
Where do fruits go on vacation?
PEAR-IS! (PARIS)
What tv shows are the cleanest to watch?
SOAPS! (SOAP OPERAS)
What police unit do flies fear the most?
What day do potatoes hate the most?
FRY-DAY! (FRIDAY)
What is a ghost favorite position in soccor?
GHOUL KEEPER!
What do you call a lazy doctor?
Dr. DO-LITTLE!
What kind of music do Mummies listen to?
WRAP! (RAP)