jokes
After running,
Son: Hey, are you two tyred to run?
Father: Yeah
Son: You have two tyres?
Father: Shuddup
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
who is vincents best friend?
jing hao
What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
I'm stuffed
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
This is a number.Take away one and I become even.What am I?
Seven
Who is this?(He is very smart)
VINCENT!
On a ship, there were ten cats. one cat jumped down. How many were there left?
Zero.Because they were all copycats.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
How many seconds are there in a year?
12
2nd of january, 2nd of Feburary, 2nd of march, 2nd of April,e.t.c
who is the best beyblade master?
VINCENT!
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
What is Vincent's favourite tv show?
hint:________ chef
Masterchef
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
Is anyone as smart as Vincent?
No. He's too smart