"John" Doe
Physical Geography
Plant Idioms
Modern History
Upper Year Jokes
100

 Take his exam to become a lawyer, but after exams he’s still an RA in Chalifoux.



John Barr

100

 Which has a higher population, Canada or California?

California

100

A phrase  describing friends who are inseparable, referencing a popular legume.

Peas in a Pod

100

The man who developed the "Communist Manifesto", he really left his “mark” on the world.



Karl Marx

100

This Lister Social Media gave out “plats” as a reward for having lots of “upvotes”



Chitter

200

You can fly to this “John”, but I wouldn’t recommend getting in a car with him.



John F. Kennedy

200

Wider than the moon, this country is the 6th largest country in the world.



Australia

200

You might be doing this if you never get the point.



Beat around the Bush 

200

 The continent that explorers from Spain and Portugal ended on.



South America

200

This prank aimed to “swap” the floor dynamics and the dodgeball teams.



The Draft.

300

This famous John had to quit his job as CEO, and for him, “The day of reckoning” will come. 



Papa John

300

At what rate is the dead sea sinking at?



1m per year.

300

These people are the best at what they do. Thanks Macho Man Randy Savage.



Cream of the Crop

300

National Socialism is a form of this extreme nationalism, where the state is put above all else.



Fascism

300

This was the name of the Mac Tower Competition.



Ivanhoe

400

An FC last year, and a liaison this year, this John is also a famous American sandwich chain.



Jimmie John

400

 How many time zones does Russia span?

11

400

By doing this, you stopped a problem before it got too serious, like those pesky fruit and flowers.



Nip it in the bud

400

The Italian painter known as the “renaissance man.”

Leonardo Da Vinci



400

 This tower’s all star team seems to have a curse, never making it to the finals.



Kelsey

500

You can’t see this “John”, because his time is now.

John Cena

500

This is the only continent that covers four hemispheres?



Africa

500

You might be doing this if you’re looking for things in “ruff” places. 

 Barking up the wrong tree.

500

This country influenced Japan the most before the Meiji Restoration.



China

500

Often done late at night and in the pursuit of chicken strips and wraps, but now it closes way too early.



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